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Fakes for the Feds!
Sometimes you gotta look like you’re breaking the rules without actually doing it. Our “Fakes for the Feds” menu is packed with bold, booze-free mocktails designed to keep the party going — minus the probable cause. Whether you’re undercover, on duty, or just dodging questions from nosy agents, these clever concoctions will have you blending right in while staying squeaky clean. Cheers to looking guilty but staying innocent!
Feds on the Rocks
Black cherry juice, fresh lime juice, club soda
Garnish: Lime wedge and cherry
(Dark and bold, just like a real undercover agent — but totally innocent.)
Bootleggers Brew
Brewed chilled hibiscus tea, honey syrup, lemon juice
Garnish: Lemon wheel
(Brewed like the good stuff — but safe for transport across any county line.)
Undercover Cooler
Peach nectar, lemon juice, topped with tonic water
Garnish: Peach slice
(Sweet, slick, and sneaky — just like a true undercover legend.)
Decoy Daiquiri
Limeade, strawberry purée, simple syrup
Garnish: Strawberry and lime slice
(The taste of summer rebellion… without the jail time.)
The Blind Tiger
Ginger beer, pineapple juice, coconut water
Garnish: Mint sprig
(Looks suspiciously tropical, tastes suspiciously amazing.)
The Dry Agent
Cucumber juice, elderflower syrup, topped with sparkling water
Garnish: Cucumber ribbon
(No booze? No problem. This agent stays cool under pressure.)
False Alarm Fizz
Cranberry juice, orange juice, topped with ginger ale
Garnish: Orange twist
(Bold colors. No actual crime committed.)
The Sting Operation
Lemon juice, honey syrup, sparkling water
Garnish: Lemon wheel
(Light, zippy, and designed to catch thirst in the act.)
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Brunch Cocktails
Gatsby’s Guilt-Free Gimlet
A classic reborn — no shame, no hangover, just pure roaring refreshment
The Alibi Apple Cider
Because every great story needs a rock-solid alibi.
The Speakeasy Squeeze
Smooth talk and citrus sneaks — this one’s hiding in plain sight.